For those who have never played text adventure games, they were a staple of the early computing environment—an extension of Choose Your Own Adventure books into a more interactive form. Needless to say, walkthroughs existed even then, when we only had the light of ASCII to guide us.

ERROL:

I asked pifie to write an instrumental that I could write lyrics too. And for some strange reason he said yes and actually made one for me! So here I am singing to it. It is very… very… geeky.

In fact, I think only two of you will get the reference. But… oh well.

This SOUNDS easy, but it wasn’t… and I messed up in the end, but it was 2am and I got tired. Timing was really hard, and I now officially hate the word "Screwdriver". And "Canary".

Oh, and for those of you who don’t know, this is a Walkthrough on how to solve the first Zork, a text game.

Play. And rock out.

Walkthrough, MP3 download via Offworld.com.