Personally, I expect the guy to send the judge gay porn and a dead fish with no internal organs. For those who thought Jack was thoroughly staked like a vampire sprouting a telephone pole, it turns out that Mr. Thompson has been claiming his previous disbarment merely prevents him from practicing law in state courts. Where else could he practice? Why, federal court, of course!

Chief Judge Federico Moreno of the United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida disagrees. Check out the story over on GamePolitics.com.